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 There was a newlywed couple on there honeymoon, and out of the
 blue the husband says to his wife, "Honey why don't you try on my
 pants?"
 
 His wife says "OK" and she puts them on. After doing so she says,
 "Wow you could fit two of me in here."
 
 The husband smiles and says, "Yea! that shows you who wears the
 pants in this family."
 
 She smiles and says, "OK honey why don't you try on my pants?"
 
 He looks confused and says, "OK...I can't get in them."
 
 His wife replies, "And that's the way its gonna be until you
 change your attitude!"

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