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 A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday,
 instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying
 with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.
 
 When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted
 by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a
 tirade befitting his actions.
 
 Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How
 would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To
 which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
 
 Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
 came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling
 went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the
 corner of his left eye.

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