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 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. 
 
 On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
 gentle, I'm still a virgin." 
 
 "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been 
 married ten times?" 
 
 "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me
 how great it was going to be. 
 
 Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how
 it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get
 back to me. 
 
 Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out 
 diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 
 
 Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
 order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 
 
 Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but
 wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
 state-of-the-art method. 
 
 Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew 
 how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 
 
 Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he
 was never sure how to position it. 
 
 Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. 
 
 Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. 
 
 Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I
 miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" 
 
 "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" 
 
 "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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