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 "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.
 
 She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all
 hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the
 fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest
 in the stock market," said the man.
 
 "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so
 drastically," remarked his friend.
 
 "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good
 enough for me."

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