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 Patron: Waiter!
 
 Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems
         to be the problem?
 
 Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
 
 Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
 
 Patron: No, it's still there.
 
 Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it
         with a fork instead.
 
 Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
 
 Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of
         bowl are you using?
 
 Patron: A SOUP bowl!
 
 Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration
         problem. How was the bowl set up?
 
 Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with
         the fly in my soup?!
 
 Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the
         fly in your soup?
 
 Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
 
 Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
 
 Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
 
 Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
 
 Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
 
 Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
 
 Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running
         late now.
 
 [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the
  check]
 
 Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
 
 Patron: This is potato soup.
 
 Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
 
 Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
 
 [waiter leaves.]
 
 Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
 
 The check: 
 
 Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00 
 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50 
 Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

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