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 At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the
 computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had
 kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would
 all be driving twenty-five-dollar cars that get 1000 miles to the
 gallon."
 
 Recently General Motors addressed this comment by responding,
 "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
 
 And . . .
 
 1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have
    to buy a new car.
 
 2. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
    and you would just accept this, restart, and drive on.
 
 3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to
    fail, and you would have to re-install the engine.
    For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
 
 4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
    bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more
    seats.
 
 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
    reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would
    only run on five percent of the roads.
 
 6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades
    to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
 
 7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by
    a single "general car default" warning light.
 
 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
 
 9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

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