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 There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. 
 
 If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone 
 else, via E-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
 
 This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should 
 come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good 
 friends and go straight to the nearest pub.
 
 Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly 
 until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
 
 Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you 
 realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are 
 already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
 
 REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

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