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 A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon
 down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and
 stands next to the Minister.
 
 The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are
 you ready to find Jesus?"
 
 The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
 
 The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
 right back up.
 
 "Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
 
 "No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
 
 The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings
 him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
 
 "No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
 
 Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30
 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of
 God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"
 
 The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is
 where he fell in?"

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