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 A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach
 about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
 you all to read Mark 17."
 
 The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
 minister asked for a show of hands.  He wanted to know how many
 had read Mark 17.  Every hand went up. 
 
 The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.
 I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

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