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 The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father,
 for I have sinned."
 
 "What is it, child?"
 
 "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at
 myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
 
 The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My
 dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a
 mistake."

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