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 Three mates die in a car crash, they go to heaven and attend an
 orientation meeting.
 
 They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and
 family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say
 about you?
 
 The first bloke says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a
 great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
 
 The second says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
 husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our
 children of tomorrow."
 
 The last fella replies, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK,
 HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

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