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 Dear Lord,
 
 So for today, God; I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, 
 haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty,
 selfish, or even indulgent.
 
 I'm very thankful for that - But in a very short time, God, I'm
 going to get out of bed, and from that moment on I'm going to
 need a lot of help!
 
 Amen.

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