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 Noah went to see God to ask him for a new and improved 'ark'. 
 "Ok Noah. I think it is time you had a new ark", God said. "Take a
 seat, tell me your ideas, and I'll start a design."
 
 "Well, firstly, I'd like it to have plenty of floors. Say, 5 or
 6," Noah said. 
 
 "Ok... 5 or 6 floors." 
 
 "I'd also like some spaces on the floors as well, to keep things
 in."
 
 "Right, spaces." And with this God starts drawing a few designs
 for Noah. "Would you like some animals in there to start you off?"
 God asked him. 
 
 "Erm... Fish!" Noah replied. 
 
 "Fish. Ok. What sort? Any in particular?"
 
 "Carp, and plenty of them," Noah said. 
 
 "Carp. Anything else needed?" God asked. And they went through
 various items such as the colour, doors, windows, etc. Finally, 
 between them both they'd come up with a design that they both 
 agreed on. Sitting back in his chair admiring the new 'ark,' God 
 asked Noah, "So, what are you going to call it? Have you thought
 of anything?" 
 
 "Well God. I thought I'd call it 'Noah's Multi-Story Carp Ark.'"

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