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 A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man
 comes by in a boat and shouts "get in, get in!"
 
 The religous man replies, "no, I have faith in God, he will grant
 me a miracle."
 
 Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by, and
 again, they request that he get into the boat.
 
 He responds that he has faith in God and God will give him a
 miracle.
 
 With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue
 him, but he turns down the offer again because "God will grant him
 a miracle."
 
 With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder,
 and they tell him to climb it.
 
 Yet, spluttering with water in his mouth, he again turns down the
 request for help due to his faith in God.
 
 He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith, and says to
 Peter, I thought God would grant me a miracle, and I have been let
 down."
 
 St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're
 complaining about! We sent you three boats and a helicopter."

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