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 A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von
 Vermouth, and sat down to explain his problem.
 
 "Well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep
 hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees
 mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"
 
 "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over
 here and lie down on the couch."
 
 "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

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