The funniest collection of jokes on the net!

 One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
 speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down
 her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red
 sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the
 works.
 
 "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your
 drivers license?"
 
 "What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away
 the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
 
 "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling
 for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see
 your registration?" asked the cop.
 
 "Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
 
 "It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop
 impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
 
 "I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his
 car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the
 woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the
 dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports
 car?"
 
 "Yes." replied the officer
 
 "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
 
 "Uh... yes." replied the cop.
 
 "Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff
 back, and drop your pants."
 
 "What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the
 cop.
 
 "Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.
 
 So the cop went back to the car, gave back the license and
 registration and dropped his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
 
 The blonde looked down and sighed..... "Ohh no... not another
 breathalyzer......"

Send this joke to a friend :-

Rate this joke :-