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 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long
 flight from LA to NY.
 
 The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a
 fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
 declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
 
 The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and
 a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't
 know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she
 politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
 
 The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know
 the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will
 pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will
 easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and
 figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she
 plays, agrees to the game.
 
 The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
 earth to the moon?"
 
 The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out
 a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
 
 Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a
 hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
 
 The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his
 laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
 Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of
 Congress.
 
 Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he
 knows, all to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde
 and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns
 away to get back to sleep.
 
 The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
 asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"
 
 Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
 lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

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