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 Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
 A: They both have little Black Boxes.
 
 Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
 A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.
 
 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
 A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.
 
 Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
 A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
 
 Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
 A: A brunette with bad breath!
 
 Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
 A: Cos keep walking off to answer the door.
 
 Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
 A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!
 
 Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
 A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
 
 Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
 A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
 
 Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave
    horses?
 A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade.
 
 Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
 A: It matches their mustache.
 
 Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
 A: The invitation.
 
 Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
 A: A hostage.
 
 Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday
    night?
 A: Startled.
 
 Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
 A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"

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