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 A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
 the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
 
 "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place
 my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
 minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
 unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
 will buy me a drink."
 
 The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
 dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's
 open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After
 a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator
 hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the
 man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd
 cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
 
 The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay £100 to
 anyone who's willing to give it a try".
 
 A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
 back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
 
 "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me so hard with the
 beer bottle"

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