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 A blonde named Sindy decides to try horseback riding, even though
 she has had no prior lessons or experience.
 
 Sindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
 springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
 pace, but Sindy begins to slip from the saddle.
 
 In terror, Sindy grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to
 get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
 neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
 gallops along, seemingly uneffected by its slipping rider.
 
 Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse
 to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunatley, her foot has
 become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the
 horse's pounding hooves. Her head is struck against the ground
 again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she
 is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.........
 
 ...... the supermarket manager runs out and shuts the horse off."

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