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 Q. Why can't a blonde eat pickles?
 A. She can't get her face in the jar.
 
 Q. What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
 A. Once they're on their back they are screwed.
 
 Q. What is a blonde's mating call?
 A. I think I'm drunk
 
 Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
 A. Is the blonde gone yet?
 
 Q. Why don't blondes like vibrators?
 A. They chip their teeth.
 
 Q. Why did God give blonde's one more brain cell than a cow?
 A. So when you pull her tits she doesn't shit on the floor.
 
 Q. Which job did the blonde do at the M&M factory?
 A. Proof reader.
 
 Q. Why did she get fired?
 A. She kept rejecting all the W's.
 
 Q. How does a blonde spell "blonde"?
 A. B-l oh, it doesn't matter anyway.
 
 Q. Why do blonde's drive BMW's instead of Porsche's?
 A. They can't spell Porsche.
 
 Q. Why do blondes like tilt-steering?
 A. More headroom.
 
 Q. Why did God invent orgasms?
 A. So blondes know when to stop screwing.
 
 Q. How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
 A. Three. One to find the bulb, one to find the ladder and one to
    find a man.
 
 Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
 A. Ten. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the Smarties.
 
 Q. How do blondes brain cells die?
 A. Alone.
 
 Q. What's the similarity between blondes and cow pats?
 A. The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
 
 Q. Why don't blondes like to breast feed?
 A. It hurts to boil the nipple.

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