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 A Blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go
 ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and
 headed out.
 
 When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and
 dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that
 said:"there's no fish in there".
 
 So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same
 voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there.
 
 So she moves again and the voice tells her there are no fish
 there. So she looks up and see's a man looking down at her.
 
 "How do you know there are no fish there?"
 
 So the man cooly says "Well first of all this is a hockey rink and
 you're going to have to pay for those holes.

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