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 A blonde is driving down the interstate in her new convertible,
 she cuts off a truck driver , so the truck driver signals to her
 to pull over, when she does the truck driver gets out with a piece
 of chalk. He makes a circle on the side of the road, and tell her
 not to move out of this circle.
 
 He goes back to his truck and gets a knive and slits the blond's
 tires, he looks at her and she has a slight grin on her face, so
 he shreds her brand new leather seats with his knife.
 
 He looks at the blond she's almost laughing now. The driver asks,
 "You think thats's funny?"
 
 He goes and gets a bat and smashes her windshield, he looks at her
 and she's laughing hysterically, so he asks, "Whats so funny?" and
 she replied...
 
 ..."When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times"

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