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 There was a Blonde who had been on the dole for about 3 months.
 
 She applied for a job working for the council, She was accepted.
 The manager told her to paint lines down the middle of the road at
 a rate of at least 2 miles a day.
 
 On the first day she managed to do 4 miles. The manager was really
 happy with her performance.
 Then on the second day she only managed to do 2 miles, but the
 manager didn't complain as she was still achieving the average
 rate.
 
 But on the third day she only managed 1 mile, so the manager was a
 little concerned and asked her why she had been doing less and
 less each day. 
 
 She repiled "Each day I do it I get further away from the tin."

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