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 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
 
 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
    with a slope.
 
 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
    typewriter.
 
 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
    and the box said "2 to 4 years".
 
 5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
 
 6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
 
 7. When asked what the capital of California was, she answered
    "C."
 
 8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries.
 
 9. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour
    per pound and she weighed 125.
 
 10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
     those little packets.
 
 11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
 
 12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
 
 13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label
     said "good up to 20 pounds."
 
 14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition,
     complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

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