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 One day a blonde woman named Sally finally got tired of everyone
 assuming she was stupid because of her hair color. She decided to
 go to the hairdressers and have her hair dyed brown.
 
 Feeling quite proud of her new look she decided to go for a drive
 in the country. After a while she came upon a shepherd. Trying to
 test out her new look she walked over to him and asked, "If I can
 guess how many sheep you have may I take one for a reward?"
 
 The shepherd thought that she would never guess the exact number
 of sheep, so he took her bet and let her try. Amazingly she
 guessed 98, the exact number of sheep he owned.
 
 Feeling rather good about herself, she picked up her reward and
 started walking back to her car. Before she got there the
 shepherd tapped her on the shoulder.
 
 "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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