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 Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. 
 St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can
 answer one simple question.
 
 St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
 
 The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November
 when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful."
 
 "Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde
 the same question, "What is Easter?"
 
 The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when
 we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth
 of Jesus."
 
 St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust,
 tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the
 third blonde.
 
 He asks, "What is Easter?"
 
 The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the
 eyes, "I know what Easter is."
 
 "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.
 
 "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
 celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at
 the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to
 the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be
 crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of
 thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands.
 He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large
 boulder."
 
 St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.
 
 The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside
 so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there
 will be six more weeks of winter."

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