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 As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. 
 
 She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
 door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is
 Heather and you are losing some of your load."
 
 The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the 
 truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up
 again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
 
 Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
 the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are
 losing some of your load!"
 
 Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
 the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
 All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
 on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says,
 "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" 
 
 When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
 next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
 truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
 as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, and I'm 
 driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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