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 The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who
 can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its
 usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
 
 Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. She said: "Sir, how dare
 you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will
 complain to the principal."
 
 The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction.
 Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil,
 this time a volunteer.
 
 Lily put up her hand. "Yes, Lily?"
 
 "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
 
 "Very good. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher. He then turned
 to the first girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and
 principal: "Well, Mary, I have three things to tell you: First,
 you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
 And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed."

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