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 Little Johnny walked up to his teacher's desk, holding a report
 card with a big red F.
 
 "If I were you," said little Johnny, "I would change this while
 you still can."
 
 "Why is that?" asked the teacher.
 
 "Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more failing
 report card, someone was going to get a beating."

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