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 It was the final exam for an English course at a university. Like
 most freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students,
 having over 700 students in the class. 
 
 The professor was verystrict and told the class that any exam that
 was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and
 the student wouldfail. Thirty minutes into the exam, a student
 came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.
 
 "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor
 stated as he handed the student a booklet.
 
 "Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began
 writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed their
 exams in. All except the late student, who continued writing. 
 Half an hour later, he finally came up to the professor's desk
 and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets.
 
 "No you don't, I am not going to accept that, It's late!"  The
 student looked incredulous and angry.
 
 "Do you know who I am?"
 
 "No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor
 sarcastically.
 
 "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
 
 "No, and I don't care," replied the professor with an air of
 superiority.
 
 "Good!" replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of
 completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the
 room.

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