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 A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade
 class one day.
 
 It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the
 chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in
 the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
 
 "I just saw one of your garters!"
 
 "Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for
 three days!"
 
 The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
 forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of
 the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from
 another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so
 funny, Billy?"
 
 "I just saw both of your garters!"
 
 Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the
 punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three
 weeks!"
 
 Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns
 around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is
 a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns
 to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
 
 "Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
 
 "From what I just saw, replies Little Johnny, my school days are
 over!"

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