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 In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
 their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
 looking tired and somber.
 
 "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
 the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this
 time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
 semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
 
 The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
 length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
 
 The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and £200
 for a female brain."
 
 The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
 avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
 
 A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
 everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
 
 The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire
 group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark
 down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."

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