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 A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
 picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie
 says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will
 grant you three wishes."
 
 The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
 what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank
 account."
 
 Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
 numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand
 new red Ferrari right here."
 
 Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari
 appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
 irresistible to women."
 
 Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
 chocolates.

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