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 A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
 
 The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.
 
 The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to
 crash and that they are all going to die.
 
 At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims,
 "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an
 animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die,let me at
 least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to
 make me feel like woman?"
 
 She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to
 walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his
 shirt.
 
 She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the
 plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her,
 "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you
 interested?"
 
 Eagerly, she shakes her head, Yes!
 
 As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

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