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 1. Silence, the Final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
 
 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
 
 3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You do not need new shoes
    every'day.
 
 4. Parties: Going without new outfits
 
 5. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait
    until after'the game.
 
 6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet
    too.
 
 7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is His.
 
 8. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you...
 
 9. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first
 
 10. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking
 
 11. Communications Skills III: Getting what you want, without
     nagging
 
 12. Driving a car safely; A skill you can acquire
 
 13. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share
 
 14. Telephone Skills: How to hang up
 
 15. Introduction to parking
 
 16. Advanced parking: Reversing into a space
 
 17. Overcoming anal retentive behaviour: Leaving the towels on the
     floor
 
 18. Water retention: fact or fat?
 
 19. Cooking I: Bringing back bacon, eggs & butter
 
 20. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu aren't for human consumption
 
 21. Cooking III: How not to inflict your diets on other people
 
 22. Compliments; Accepting them gracefully
 
 23. PMT; Your problem...Not his
 
 24. Dancing; Why men don't want to
 
 25. Sex; It's for married couples too
 
 26. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have
 
 27. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women
     notice
 
 28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together
 
 29. Ballet: for women only
 
 30. Oil & Petrol: Your car needs both
 
 31. Learning to go in public toilets
 
 32. Appreciating the humour of the three stooges
 
 33. "Do these jeans make my arse look big?" - Why men lie
 
 34. TV Remotes: For men only."

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