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 Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
 A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no
    one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They
    don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
 
    They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before
    they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't
    be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've
    been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
 
    But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light
    bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two
    rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
    STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
    CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
    BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
    IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
    GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
    HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
 
    I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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