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 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. 
 After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
 together was, of course, perfect.
 
 One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
 their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
 at the side of the road in distress.
 
 Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
 Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
 children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa
 and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
 delivering toys.
 
 Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
 couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
 the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor? 
 
 A: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really 
 existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
 and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
 
 Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. 
 
 
 
 
 Men keep scrollin'... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect 
 woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was 
 a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading 
 this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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